And the night before I had made crescent rolls, which Andy wreaked his own form of natural disaster on.
|If you make these, roll them out 1/8 inch or thinner. Otherwise,|
you get these sort of indistinct little buggers.
|Mmm, warm, fluffy insides.|
Gently microwave a collard until it's cooked enough to be palatable but still hold up to filling, plop in some turmeric rice and berbere lentil spread, toss julienned vegetables on top, and fold using this retro guide* to burrito folding.
Mmm, tasty. Almost tasty to make me forget that what I really have to do tonight is review pretty much every single bump, crevice, and nubbin on this guy**:
Alas, poor Yorick. I wish I knew well how your pterygopalatine fossa works.
*Guys. That guide was posted in 2002. That was almost 10 years ago. Meditate on that and despair.
**Me, upon arriving home: Andy, I have a skull in a box. You can play with it, but only after I've Clorox Wipe'd it to remove the cadaver juice.